In Which Cake Makes The Best Of A Bad Situation

It’s fall, you can smell it.
The thing about fall, is that no matter how long it’s been since you last had to go to school, the fall prompts this uncontrollable urge to buy school supplies and causes you to have anxiety dreams about being late for class, naked.

For some, fall is a continuation of the monotonous life you lead all year round but colder and with better jackets. For others fall brings brand new grownup stresses, hence the following cake.

A dear friend of the blog is embarking on a journey into a land that we know nothing about, the land of “the law.” We assume there are standard motivational sayings to prepare humans for scary new jobs in shiny buildings downtown, but we prefer to speak the language of cake.

Rumour has it that lawyers need many important leather-bound volumes about law and other such important topics. So our gift to you is just that, a leather-bound volume containing everything you need to know about EVERYTHING.


Chapter One: There can be no crime without delicious intent.



Read it thoroughly, its contents will be invaluable to your success in your field.

Delicious success.