In Which We Will Be Good, For Goodness Cake

(Ahem)

Deck-orate your cakes with icing
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Make them look nice and enticing
Fa la la la, la la la la.



Force them on your friends and neighbours.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Cry if they refuse your labours.
Fa la la la la, la la la la!



If the season has you cringing,
Fa la la la, la la la la.



Deal with that through constant binging.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



If your cake looks quite despondent
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.



Cover that shit up with fondant.
Fa la la la la, la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa!

And… It’s not just the season of the diabetic coma. It’s also the season of forgiveness. This means that if you make an abortion of a cake ruining one of the holidays’ most beloved characters (to protect the innocent, we’ll just call him Budolph), Jesus will forgive you.



He won’t be happy about it, but He’ll let this one slide.

God bless us, everyone.