In Which We Find The True Meaning Of Christmas

And lo, the angel of the flour appeared before them, and the glory of the sugar shone around them, and they were sore afraid. But mostly hungry.



And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold.



I bring you tidings of great flavor, which shall be to all people, if you properly combine the ingredients and bake at 375 degrees.



For unto you is baked this day in the city of Hogtown a series of Christmas cakes which belittle this most beautiful and sacred of holidays.



And this shall be a sign unto you: ye shall find dragees, which are actually quite difficult to come by.



And I command thee to crush candy canes into buttercream icing, and cover it with chocolate ganache, creating a holy trinity of Christmas flavors. And when our powers combine, we become Captain Planet. No…wait. Ok, forget that last bit. Just make a holy Christmas trinity.



And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising cake and saying:



Glory to eggs in the highest, and on earth good cake toward girls.